1. (Source: sadandpunk)

  2. (Source: oodmoriarty)

  3. thebeastfromthebigeast:

    quackenbuschlight:

    i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

    and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

    image

    (Source: ragnabrock)

  4. dannyaviclan:

*spooky scary skeletons plays in the background*

    dannyaviclan:

    *spooky scary skeletons plays in the background*

  5. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Nickelodeon and Tumblr

  6. forceofconviction:

    sweet-bitsy:

    Congratulations on your new cat

    This is the second time I have heard about a cat just taking over a house. I long for the day that I too will be cat-chosen.

    (Source: duoachievement)

  7. velvetqueer:

    uhmwillowsomething:

    huesosmccoy:

    why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

    uh 

    because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

    and not the slang word for the female genital region?

    literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

    (Source: littlemixens)

  8. We all have a someone we fucking don’t want to let go.

    — Hedonist Poet (via hedonistpoet)

  9. voyagesofthestarshipserenity:

    abbythenormalone:

    fortheloveofneps:

    marththebland:

    I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

    WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
    THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

    THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING 

    NOT TO MENTION THAT IN ORDER FOR THE PRESIDENT TO SIGN SHIT

    CONGRESS HAS TO FUCKING PASS IT